Words of the Wise – Snippets of Matchbox Twenty Wisdom from a 140 Character World
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The social blogosphere is a funny old place, in more ways than one, with thousands of celebrities taking advantage of social media technology to communicate with their fans at much more personable level. As many of our readers will already be aware, Matchbox Twenty are certainly no exception to the rule. Kyle, Rob and Paul all regularly frequent twitter to post updates and information about the latest information about the new Matchbox Twenty album – scheduled for release early next year, their own personal side project and links to causes and foundations the guys support.
But their’s a lighter side to the 140 character updates the band send out on a daily basis, with the Matchbox Twenty boys showing that maybe comdedy was a lost calling in life, and that infact had they not made music together, that maybe success would have followed their cheeky, cheesy and occasionaly thought provoking amusing twitter updates. Here we post a run down of the best and most retweeted Matchbox Twenty tweets from 2011.
And please – Any we’ve missed – add them to the comments at the bottom of this post!!!
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Upon realizing he was still alive on the 22nd a rapture believer said “I guess no man knows the day or the hour”. Really? You don’t say. -
if you see someone standing in line buying a bunch of condoms, telling them to have a nice day seems rather redundant. just a thought. -
if you see someone standing in line buying a bunch of condoms, telling them to have a nice day seems rather redundant. just a thought. -
tmz would only (barely) care about one of us and thankfully I am not him. -
I’m in a crowded parking bus, feeling claustrophobia creeping up to the sound of ‘I can’t fight this feeling anymore’. This could get ugly. -
Things I regret doing: hooking up my parents apple tv. My mom is taking some sort of mother’s day revenge on my ears.. -
Sitting at a restaurant across from Cameron Crowe. Would it be weird if I just walked over and ate off his plate? People like that, right? -
@ThisIsRobThomas: “Picking up food. The bar is playing steely dan. Paul thinks it’s divorce dad rock.” Because it totally is. -
what has 4 arms 2 heads and is writing in new york? ROB AND PAUL!!! -
My phone keeps telling me that there is nothing to undo. My approach to life says that can’t possibly be true. Rhyme unintentional. -
I understand that giving up half & half isn’t exactly akin to kicking smack, but it’s the best I got. -
A backscratcher will change your life in a subtle but significant way. -
When I was 7, I accidentally wore all my clothes backwards. This morning, while getting dressed, I was reminded that somethings never change -
Dear “hipsters”, I was wearing skinny jeans 4 years ago and I am in matchbox twenty. -
Phone rings. Paul: “Dude you have a phone here?” Kyle: “No.” looks at ringing phone. “Wait. Yes, I do” -
thanx to billboard for naming me the #5 songwriter of the decade. i think your math is probably wrong, but i’ll take it. -
has anybody seen my wednesday? it’s the one that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER on it? -
having some wine with mari. going out to dinner with our hot asian doctor friend. envy me. -
everytime i have to take my dog to the vet for a check up, he looks at me like, “you dick.” -
Am now drunk and no longer twitable. Going to find my sunday night. -
i think that if charlie sheen was “winning” he would be sleeping with better looking women. -
tweeting pics of your balls. #notsexy -
let’s all get out there and stick our hands up monday’s skirt. -
the white house had a state dinner with china. i have no idea what it means for our future, but i know what everyone wore. fail?
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